Top this, grumpy cat.

I was browsing vintage My Little Ponies on ebay today (hey, don't judge me) and I found...something. I'm not sure what it is. I think it may be a kitten who got caught in a bag of cotton candy and became mummified within it. Or maybe a clown farted on a cat. I can't tell.

Are you ready? Do you think you can handle it?



...Okay. Here it is.

Go ahead and take a moment to take it all in. I know, I know.


...And it looks even better from the back.

RAT TAILZ 4-EVA

I did mention it's for sale, didn't I? Yes, ladies and gents, you can be the proud owner of one mummified cotton candy clown fart cat for the low, low price of $17.99. Must have this holiday season!